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Farling

The act of creeping on young females who are 2 or more grades below you. Farling is a gerund of the term FARL which defines a male who exemplifies a complete creepy, selfish, douche. To spot someone Farling they typically sport faux hawks, bro shades, and nasty facial hair. Farlers have a tendency to crash parties, carry 30 packs, wear snapback head accessories and brainwash innocent freshmen. Farlers for whatever reason seem to be bred in LAX bro environments. This usually leads to them earning several restaining orders from the women they Farl. (also known as Farlees)
"Blake was Farling so hard on that sophomore at the party tonight."

"Bro, did you see Kevin hooking up with that chick last night? She was like 13 years old. WHAT A FARL!"
by The FarlMaster March 10, 2012
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A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"
by Al Harrington February 21, 2008
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Fatling

1. Derogatory:An overweight or obese child.

2. An animal ready for slaughter.
1. Look at that little fatling. That child needs to loose weight.

2. A fatling was chosen from the herd for slaughter.
by razorflown April 19, 2009
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Failingest

An extension of the world fail so strong that it can only be used to describe horrible nintendo peripherals
Nintendo's make the Most Failingest peripherals. Wow, the Power Pad really sucks ass
by Duke Lombardi July 10, 2009
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filing a dispute

the act of nutting, ejaculating, or cumming.
AJ was filing a dispute even though it's no-nut November.
by yungdairy November 22, 2018
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When the rain is falling

When things aren’t going well, not as expected.
When the rain is falling, I’d have to resort to using my bank-savings.
by AreYouFrRnBro? April 21, 2020
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can't help falling in love with you

One of the best and most covered songs of Elvis Presley.

Sing this song perfectly and watch your crush come at you.
You : (singing) "But I can't help falling in love with you..."
Crush : hey...wanna hang out?
by redditilike June 16, 2020
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