Failatio

When the recipient of a well-meaning blow job gets bored, falls asleep, starts texting, changes sexual orientations, etc.

1: I was getting head from this girl, and she was trying her best, but I still ended up editing Wikipedia entries instead of finishing. Utter failatio.

by igroove December 29, 2011

fallah

the best guy ever and he has a big dick also hes like really cute

omggg i love fallah

by urdad1122 December 27, 2021

hayatul faiqah

The one and only Hayatul Faiqah. There is no replacement of her whether it was in the past, present or future. She is the sign that will make you fall in love at first sight. You’ll see, when she smiles you’ll love her. She has a great emotional memory, so it can take her a while to forgive someone who’s hurt her terribly. But her habit is always giving people more chances than they deserve. She is a moon goddess. The eyes of someone that will always make people feel safe loved. Cute, funny, quirky and crazy amazing, but piss her off watch the devil come out of her. Hayatul Faiqah is an irreplaceable person and legend.

How can i get a new replacement of my spouse? She is such a Hayatul Faiqah that will never be replaced.

by T.Ramuyah December 29, 2017

Falah

I kind and warm person who loves EVERYTHING Bollywood and can finesse 4 different languages: Urdu, Bengali, Hindi & English.

You’re such a falah singing around the house!

by Habe03 September 12, 2019

Failamanjaro

Failing almost as much as an Epic Fail

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy epically fail"
Guy 2: "That wasn't an Epic Fail. That was a Failamanjaro."

by cfvkiri December 22, 2008

failwhale

An ignorant obese person who does not know his/her place in life. It often shows by being the loudest, most obnoxious person in the room, as an attempt to make up for his/her obesity.

Guy 1: "Look at Tim over there, thinking he's the center of the freakin' universe!"
Guy 2: "Well he does have his own gravitation point"
Guy 1: "lol - He just wont recognise his place in life. He's such a failwhale"
Guy 2: "Amen"

by Dingler Hangballs January 2, 2008

failassay

A failassay is an assay that ALWAYS fails.

"so did your assay fail?"
"Yup... I always does!"
"good ol' failassay... it's always there for you"

by Advantagium December 17, 2009