Failtard

Someone who fails at life, in general - but also does it in a rather amusing way.

Jen - Dr. Ian Malcolm is easily the hottest man in Jurassic Park, despite now being painfully old and wrinkly..especially down below.

Dan - You're a fucking failtard man.

by Crouchio March 4, 2010

Facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.

Bill received a facetan after going down on Allison

by gballer January 12, 2009

Failtastic

opposite of fantastic: majorly failing

Alex fell down the stairs and i think that was failtastic.

by Gary213 June 2, 2009

failtagious

when a persons fail is so contagious it can be transmitted from one person to another either by direct contact with the person or by indirect contact

i accidently fell down the escalator. i hope i dont become failtagious

by kyosai April 27, 2011

failtacular

a fail so epic its almost a win.

my friend crashed his car into his house, so i told him he was a failtacular

by iwinn September 24, 2011

Failtacular

A fail so epic, it's almost a win.

"I drove my car through a house, and somehow, I ended up on the roof. It was a failtacular."

"I managed to stick my dick in the toaster and pee out of my bread. It was a failtacular."

by FreeHigh5s February 11, 2014

fametax

Creator(Shamus O'Neill) Came Up With This As He Was Creating A Meme Of "Trump" Naked From The Life Sized Sculptures Which Turned Up In Various Cities During The Campaign...It Made Him Laugh So he Decided To Add A Caption To The Photo:"UNPRESIDENTED" Which He Had Posted Months Before Trump Famously Misspelled It In A Tweet About China..."FAMETAX" Is Any Form Of Art Which Pokes Fun At The Celebrity, Rich Folk and Leader Which Would Not Be All That If Not For Our Adoration, Hard Work and Votes...

"FAMETAX"When Trump Saw His Full-sized Likeness Naked And (Under)exposed On The Street, He Knew Right Then And There..He Was Paying The Only Tax He Couldn't Swindle His Way Out Of.

by Shamaniz December 20, 2016