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Freud's Wet Dream

The phrase is commonly said when a person has a "Freudian Slip".
Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".
by The Big LeGasp February 23, 2011
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Sigmund Freud

A sex move in which you take a girl doggystyle while facing a window. A friend who has been waiting patiently in the closet comes out, and you smoothly switch places leaving the girl none the wiser. Your friend continues the doggystyle, and you walk outside and wave to her from the window.
Dude, Cindy pissed me off last night, but instead of breaking up with her, me and Brett gave her the Sigmund Freud.
by Facial Ranger March 28, 2007
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Freudian slip

1. A verbal or written flub-up in which one says what one really meant, rather than what one meant to say, by accidentally adding or subtracting a word or substituting a similar word that means something that indicates what one really thinks. The phenomenon is named after Sigmund Freud, who first described it.

2. Sigmund Freud in exhibitionistic drag.
1. I didn't mean to say the math teacher was fat. It was only a Freudian slip that I said her triangle had a hippopotamus when I meant to say hypotenuse.

2. No RL example known. If you do see it, snap that Kodak moment and post it.
by Downstrike April 8, 2006
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freudian click

Attractive cousin of the freudian slip. When someone subconsciously clicks a hyperlink on the internet they normally wouldn't, mostly due to that link's risque content and/or the user's pure intentions.
While searching for some hot articles on asian private healthcare, Craig made a freudian click onto a hot asian porn site.
by Ben354 October 23, 2007
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Freudian Slip

A typo, misspelling, or slip of the tongue of which is thought to reveal a hidden subconscious emotion.
Examples of a Freudian Slip:

Typo: I like Dick. (I like Rick)
Misspelling: I wish you were her. (I wish you were here)
Slip of the tongue: *Gets slapped by his wife* "Cow!" (Ow!)
by ArrantlyArrant March 7, 2010
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Freudian Slip

A Freudian Slip (named after the iconic psychologist Sigmund Freud) Is when you mean to say one thing but instead say y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ another, thus reveling your true thoughts or intentions.
"You bitch, you ruined my life"
"What did you say?"
"Sorry, Freudian Slip"
by MikeyBthehuman February 9, 2015
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Freud

°1856-1939
Sigmund Freud, the person who introduced psychoanalysis.

He introduced revolutionar idea's of how the human mind works, and shaped the landscape of psychology.

Currently, Freud's idea's are considered outdated or incomplete.
He is freudian
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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