crunk face

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!

by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009

bitin speakers in the face

The lyric “bath salt, bitin speakers in the face” is used in the song Lemon by N.E.R.D & Rihanna. It refers to a case in Florida a few years ago where a man was on bath salts and cannibalized another person, biting their face.

“Bath, bath salt, bitin speakers in the face”

by InfraredTeenager December 10, 2018

call waiting face off

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.

A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"

by Garret February 3, 2005

Grace Face

1. The type of girl that every guy loves and every insecure girl hates.

2. The most loyal friend or girlfriend anyone could hope and pray for. A Grace will encourage, motivate and believe in you when no one else does. By her sheer will alone as a result of her love you will achieve greatness.

3. A one-of-a-kind original. If you ever meet a Grace, you will never forget her. She draws you in like a moth to a flame, her effervescent personality will charm even the most hard-hearted. She'll make you laugh, make you think and sometimes make you cry. But one things for sure, she will make you feel something.

4. Mysterious. You can spend your whole life and will never fully understand the depths of a Grace. She's like the ocean, only few can make it to explore all of her mysteries. She's simultaneously open and aloof, free-spirited and guarded. If you don't know her you've probably got it ALL wrong. But if you get to know her, you'll never, ever be the same.

1. Insecure girl- Oh no, that girl is smarter, prettier, hotter, more talented, more interesting and kinder than I am.

Honest guy- yeah she is kind of amazing, that's Grace.

Insecure girl- *crying in jealousy* I'll make up vicious rumors and hate on her in hopes it will make me feel better about myself

2. Guy- Man, when I had no one and nothing Grace was there for me.

Guy 2- Wow, dude she sounds awesome.

3. I've never met anyone like her, that girl's such a Grace face!

4. There's a place where one blue rose grows among the dandelions. No one knows how it got there, but we're so glad it came. It's such a Grace.
buy grace mugs & shirts

by Janinazzz January 14, 2012

Tiger Face

When a man is sporting a very un-kept beard.

Damn dude, Adam is never going to get any play if he doesn't shave or groom that Tiger Face of his.

by thecampingtripmvp November 3, 2013

meli face

It is basically Lenny Face, but with the word "meli" instead. Meli stands for Meliodas from Seven Deadly Sins who is the physical embodiment of Lenny Face.

Person 1-"You have to shove it in really hard!"

Person 2-"That was really meli face."

by shennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn November 22, 2019

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019