by Jeffum February 23, 2009
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P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.
by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010
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When a lady position's her tropical fruit or hirsute hacienda upon the face of an unsuspecting victim
Rusty: look Jack that lady is interfering with that young man!
Jack: that's not a lady, that's Laura...and she's doing the facienda on him!
Rusty:...and look at the way her gusset bunting and jungle nook blows in the wind, it's a sight to behold!
Jack: she's some girl!
Jack: that's not a lady, that's Laura...and she's doing the facienda on him!
Rusty:...and look at the way her gusset bunting and jungle nook blows in the wind, it's a sight to behold!
Jack: she's some girl!
by Sandal-Bag February 15, 2010
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David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.
David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.
by XanderP81 July 30, 2010
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Girl 1: OMG! Did you see what Sarah posted on her wall?
Girl 2: I don't have facespace / mybook and don't really care.
Girl 2: I don't have facespace / mybook and don't really care.
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