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facebooking

Facebooking- verb; wasting your life away by indulging in the world's largest, most counter productive, mind numbing, and distracting social media platform.

Etymology of Facebook-False Acceptance/Creates Entertainment By Obliterating One's Knowledge.
Brad won't stop facebooking, this is what caused his divorce, and the fact that he does not remember that he has kids or that he has his own house, but he now has 3,000 "friends" which really means he's lost and alone. God help all who are facebooking, they need rehab.
by zeus4391 August 25, 2011
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Facebooking

The act of spontaneously changing something for the worse even though little to no change has been asked for. All in the name of trying to make things better. Especially done by one in authority
Todd: dude you are facebooking right now, quit!

Jordan: i know they did ask for wasabi on their pizza but i know they want it and they'll like it
by chiddy3 November 18, 2011
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competitive facebooking

competitive facebooking is the act of checking in or posting on facebook to one up your friends, relatives, or other that have it better than you.
We checked in at a really nice place, and shortly after he checked in at the old haunt. I think he is competitive facebooking.
by no1special March 5, 2014
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facebooking

Using the social site facebook.com to chat, comment on people status,photos, updating on your status, etc I.e all the stuff you could do on facebook.
You facebooking when in class?
Right now am facebooking.
by Crissinty November 12, 2009
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Facebooking

Used by plastic surgeons when booking patients in for any type of facial surgery, be it the alteration of a nose, lips,chin or otherwise.
I'm booking you in for your nose adjustment Mr. Peterson. There you go, your facebooking is next sunday at 11:00.
by Literature Ninja May 22, 2009
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faceboning

n. The term that is used when someone hooks up with someone via facebook. Also known as "facebook fuck buddies".
"I just added this hoe to my friends on facebook and we're already making plans on when and where we're going to fuck. Ima faceboning muthafucka!"
by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 March 29, 2011
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FaceBooking

The act of using your facebook account. Commonly used when being asked What's Up? a common reply would be "Just FaceBooking."
Facebook Account 1: Hey man, Whats up?
Facebook Account 2: Nothing much, just FaceBooking.
by FaceBookingGuy June 30, 2009
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