Fitty Schmidty

This is the celebration name of a giant celebration celebrating Mr. Schmidt working out for the first time in his life.

Yayyyyyy all hail Fitty Schmidty

by clobamacare December 17, 2019

smoke a fatty

Verb.

1. To smoke a rolled marijuana cigarette or cigar, which is noticeably larger than usual.

2. To shoot an obese person.

1. Let's go smoke a fatty joint, yo.

2. Get down fool, I'm gonna smoke this fatty!

by EvilDeadJunkie February 5, 2007

Fetty Waps Eye

How did Fetty Wap lose his eye? Fetty Wap walked outside to record "1738," he unknowingly incited anger by screeching his trap-queen call: "Squwahhh." Then, a hawk came down and said, "ohhh, so you wanna battle?" And the hawk took out his eye.

Fetty Waps Eye was totally lost like that.

by Jaaronw December 14, 2015

Fatty fatty fatty fat black man

The act of hitting the dab pen and blowing the weed vapor into your friend's anus aggressively , and proceeding to receive their subsequent fart (the fart is to be as gentle and long as possible).

John: "Bro! Greg! Did you hook up with that girl Jessica last night"
Greg: nah she friendzoned me and gave me a fatty fatty fatty fat black man.

by Slender black cock October 11, 2020

Futterwacken

A make believe dance from Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.

And on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigorously.

by Cozmoz March 27, 2010

Fetty

Street term for fentanyl

The Fetty on the street is way stronger than the H.

by BigTina June 30, 2018

closet fatty

A thin person who exhibits traits that are normally found exclusively in fatties, however due to compulsive exercise or a fast metabolic system is not one him/herself.

Such traits include but are not limited to:

Eating like there's no tomorrow
Sucking dick/pussy better than a Hoover
Fucking for validation
Wearing party hats

Matt eats 6 supersized junk food meals a day, he is such a closet fatty.

by Lewis5D January 11, 2009