furni

abrev. "Furniture"

Used on Habbo Hotel to mean the virtual furniture people pay for

"give me a furni plzzzzz im poor"

or

"GIVE ME UR FURNI AN I GIVE YOU CREDITZ"

by Joey July 7, 2004

Furniture shopping

Inappropriate or predatory sexual advances (usually initiated by orange men with small penises and low IQs)
See: Donald Trump

"I did try and f--- her. She was married... And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'" - Donald Trump

by Princeofpalmbeach October 9, 2016

Vincent Furnier

Alice Cooper's birth name.

Vincent Furnier changed his name to Alice Cooper.

by zurui kitusne June 9, 2004

originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe

The original definition of Hacker
hacker

Axes are overrated.

The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)

by Dharya9 December 3, 2003

Rearrange the furniture

Said when you want to leave a group or gathering to go have sex without actually saying it.

We have to go rearrange the furniture - see you in a couple hours.

by Junior's Girlfriend May 31, 2011

Furniture

Something you sit on.

Grenade is a peice of furniture

by Apple liker December 18, 2012

Barrow in Furness

Ideally situated between Heysham Nuclear power station to the south, the faltering Sellafield Nuclear reprocessing plant to the north and The Nuclear Submarine Facility in the town centre. The background radiation gives Barrow a Mediterranean climate.
Residents of Barrow also enjoy 20% unemployment, chronic heroin addiction (dubbed Heroin Capital of the North), extreme violence and the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in Europe. Barrow can also proudly claim to have 3 of the its shore lines in Britains top 10 polluted beaches.

So why not try a place with a difference and try Barrow!

"The Seaside town, that they forgot to close down"

by max January 14, 2004