ftb

fat tited bitch

that girl waz a fta

by Krazy K April 19, 2003

ftb

fuck that bitch

you: man that girl keep bothering me!!

me: man ftb

by kidd roc April 19, 2010

FTB

stands for "For the Blog". A statement made when something happens that is blogworthy.

"did you hear what just happened? FTB!"

when someone does something stupid, you say FTB so you can write about it in your blog and laugh about it later.

by Idaho + Fiona October 12, 2007

FTB

'For-the time being'.
Means something temporal in nature.

I wont be available FTB.

by X-2 March 14, 2008

ftb

ftb stands for Fat Titty Bitch or someone (generally a male) who has manboobs also called "bitch-tits"

kris was being such a ftb yesterday cuz he kept complaining about boring shit.

by hush...its a secret November 14, 2007

FTB TIR

"Fuck that bitch, this is Russia!"
An iconic line for when one accidently joins the Russian Mafia

"Wait, so I'm not in trouble?" -Bert
"FTB TIR." -Russian Police

by plant enthusiast August 29, 2017

FTB

Full-Time Baller: Ballin' by nature,
addicted to the game like Jordan and Payton

Dude 1: That guy scored 45 points, had 22 rebounds, and 4 blocks.
Dude 2: What an FTB?

by Pretty Mama January 25, 2009