Tucker Max Fail

Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.

Man, Windows Vista is a total Tucker Max fail!

by mcbeerlovin July 30, 2009

failboat

A failed orginization or group of idiots. Doomed to failure and full of ineptitude, they still contiune to sail away on the sea of stupidity.
In extreme circumstances, one man can be catergorized as a failboat in and of his/her self.
Pictures of capsized or rolled boats usually shown as an example of what happens when the crew does something.

Hi! Im Al Gore and I invented the internet. Today I will be your captain of the SS Failboat.

by BUBBA ROFLcopter JR August 19, 2007

Failed Abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber

by NightHunter November 9, 2011

Fail

either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.

1 "you actually bought that? FAIL"
2 "this movie fails."

by jack July 22, 2003

Frailer

An extremely fragile piece of computer equipment that is prone to failing.

That server is always down. It’s such a frailer.

by Frailer Stan March 14, 2018

Smiley fail

When you save a smiley on MSN Messenger or other and it pops up without it being your intention and ruins your message.

Henrik: The other day my aunt asked me on MSN what she should get me for christmas. I wrote that I had not thought of anything special. When I looked up from my keyboard the P in special had been replaced by a penis.

Eirik: Ooh. thats an Epic Smiley Fail. What did she say?

Henrik: She pretended like nothing, but it kind of ended the whole conversation though....

Eirik: Obviously... And it probably decreased the value of your christmas present by 50%...

Henrik: Damn Msn.

by Mr Ragga N`Chips November 24, 2009

Foster fail

Someone who fosters an animal just until it can be adopted but ends up adopting it themselves

"I fostered this cat but fell in love with her and ended up adopting her myself. I'm such a foster fail!"

by tickler0001 September 25, 2020