fluffing the sheep

a phrase meaning masturbating

I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!

by (¯'._.[Rogelio]._.'¯) June 17, 2008

Fluffed up

The antonym of F***ed up. A mistake that benefits the recipient.

They fluffed up my order and gave me an extra sandwhich.

by Dogoncouch December 8, 2023

Cyber fluffing

Cyber Fluffing—Verbally titillating someone’s ego and libido online, or another electronic communication;
in order to flirt with them and Hook-up with them!

Hey Babe, I really was cyber fluffing that hottie from OK Cupid— I think he wants a three-way with us!!

by Silverflight77 October 14, 2018

Fluffing

The act of adjusting artificial Christmas tree limbs or decorations to look fuller, "fluffier" or more realistic after unpacking after storage.

I always make my wife do the fluffing of the Christmas Tree before we decorate it. She is so much more thorough at it.

by PebbleSky March 15, 2016

fluffing

Using an excessive preamble to set the stage and therefore manipulate for a simple, straightforward request. The person making the request is the fluffer and the recipient of the request or the person being fluffed.

"I know you're probably not going to like this and I most likely don't deserve it and I know I've promised to not ask again, especially since I just asked yesterday, but could I borrow the car for one more trip to town, whereas the person responds with, quit fluffing me.

by paperjam February 5, 2019

Self-Fluffing

When you constantly stroke your own ego by bragging & showing off in an unsolicited manner or overly patting yourself on the back.

I didn't ask dude showed me his paycheck stubs but he was busy self-fluffing and just had to show me how much he makes...

by ODGumby23 February 11, 2021

Fluffing my oats

When someone or something is getting you all agitated.

Republicans are really fluffing my oats these day's

by BigGCount February 23, 2017