Floss Profile

A Floss Profile is used to differentiate urban rappers based on their ostentatious and sometimes laughable jewelery choices. Distinct floss profiles exist for most of the Atlanta Ghetto scene including Gucci Mane who is particularly easy to profile based on his large head dress, ruby clock inserts, and diamond floss fingerprint. A catalog exists in much the same way Orca Whales are classified in the Pacific Northwest by their surface markings.

YO Son, I just peeped on Lil' Fresh JIZ in his new LAMBO. I could tell it was him by the Floss Profile he was sportin' you HEARD?

by jpervis June 13, 2010

Flowski

Hair style on a male where the hair appears to flow down the side of the head.

Look at that dude's nice flowski.

by Gwiss May 20, 2008

Flobster

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......

The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019

vanity floss

Using dental floss to clean only the teeth people can see when you smile.

All I had time for this morning was a vanity floss. I'll get to the molars tomorrow, I swear! Or maybe this weekend.

by aerinha May 22, 2006

love floss

When a pubic hair acquired during cunnilingus becomes caught in one's teeth or in one's mouth.

Person 1: Man, this bush hair stuck on the back of my tongue is killing me!

Person 2: Aw, that's nothin' but a little love floss...

by Waddy Wendell January 15, 2014

bum floss

n. {Slang} - see butt floss, g string

"your bum floss is showing, pull up your pants."

by S_t_G October 14, 2004

bro flops

(noun)
sports flip flops worn with a pair of ankle high socks. Also typically worn with (but not limited to) shorts, sweat pants, or pajama pants.

Most predominantly found on college campus's

"dude, I just bought a new pair of bro flops from Adidas!"

"Some people wear flip flops to the beach, but I like to get sand in my socks. That's why I wear bro flops."

"Today I woke up and got dressed as usual, but when I got to the door I noticed my shoes were gone!?, so my only choice was to wear sandals; but I didn't want to take my socks off... so I decided to wear my bro flops"

by Firefoxett August 10, 2009