Dumbest prick in existence, known for aggravating and annoying the fuck out of everyone who lives under the atmosphere including his own parents. 8:10 chances most mark fets are legitimately homosexual.
by Mark fets April 21, 2019

a verb meaning your dog runs after a thrown object but does not return it. Derived from the word "fetch" (to go for and then bring back) as the action is only half of fetch, i.e., f-e-t.
by Peter Bear J June 2, 2019
