What you yell out of your car window when you see a big fat lard ass dragging his hulking huge ass down the street or waiting for the loser cruiser to take him to his job at Mickey Dees or Taco Smell or Circle K.
You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.
Haw-Haw
Smell ya later
You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.
Haw-Haw
Smell ya later
Lookit that fat fuck nut waiting for the bus, opens car window,yells out window
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"
Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"
Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......
by Stewart Larkin July 2, 2007
Get the Fatmotherfucker! mug.An African tribal dance dating back to the 1500s. Influenced by Native American movement through interpretive dance. Those engaging in the Fatmata often dance around the ceremonial fire of life. This dance is often referred to as the FTK in locations of South Africa.
Kid: "Yo moms, why is Pocahottass dancin' like dat?"
Mother: "Yo fool, das da Fatmata, aka FTK. Get wit it child."
Mother: "Yo fool, das da Fatmata, aka FTK. Get wit it child."
by Dayum Faaaahn June 14, 2009
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In Southern States a euphemism for clitoris is "the man in the boat" referring to the lone passenger in the dory shaped vulva. Many newly weds are determined to sink him. " Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues" is a reference to an engorged clitoris in need of attention.
I met a woman in a bar Friday night who told me she had a Fatman in the Bathtub with the Blues at home. She wanted to know if I was interested in cheering him up.
by Hydraulic Ride February 24, 2019
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"This heat is terrible! fatman index is through the roof!"
"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."
"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."
by The Ripper April 1, 2005
Get the Fatman Index mug.WHEN i eat grumbo stuff(good cheese) i SUFFER from FATMALAWI ( small beanss) i need a hombro ( not LES ESCARGOT) but the haricot is tasty
by haha gazpacho October 16, 2018
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