Fark

I'm all farked up. I'm ready to go. I'm hot to trot.

I'm all farked up, I'm as toey as a Roman Sandal. I'm rearing to go. I'm filled with anticipation.

by Frank Blunt May 31, 2006

Fark

1.Being an asshole for no apparent reason
2.Being fat and obnoxious
3.Creating problems out of boredom

Our housemate got drunk and called us a waste of life, he was being a real Fark.

Mark drank all of Matt's lemonade and limeade. That fatass is a real Fark.

I thought he was cool, turned out he was a Fark.

by Lord Farkwar November 3, 2008

fark

(noun) - Harvard-style definition: flatulance occuring, and most likely caused by the activity, while one is engaged in sexual intercourse.
URBAN DEF.: a fart while one is having a fuck, or fucking.
also: farking, farked
(origin: the term is a mix of the two derogatory terms "fart" and "fuck"; Source: High Times magazine, 1980s)

He suddenly stopped banging her, dragging his ass to the side of the bed to avoid farking a third time, and swore he'd never again eat bean chili during a date.

by ringhorne August 23, 2005

Fark

The ploral form of 'moose'.

Aubrey: HOLY POOP EMILY! look at that big field of Fark over yonder!
Emily: Gee Wizz! That must be Sarah Palin's Fark Breeding Farm!

by fdaklfd September 26, 2009

Fark

When a dog barks, and then farts a couple seconds later

Dude, my dog just did a fark!

by Billy fuckin mays October 21, 2010

fark

pertaining to sex, expressing ones feelings toward the outcome of a situation

"Don'd fark this up!" or "I need good farking"

by Ram MacKenzie October 30, 2007

fark

To make fun of a person on the internet by doctoring up photos of them in humorous ways and posting them on message boards.

Beano (on the Oklahoma Sooners message board) is farking UW coach Rick Neuheisel for his gambling indiscretion.

by Steve A June 18, 2003