Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

by B-Drac January 28, 2007

ASS IN FACE

ASS IN FACE= THE VIOLENT RUBBING OF ONE PERSONS ASSHOLE INTO THE FACE OF ANOTHER PERSON. COULD BE USED AS PUNISHMENT OR AS PLAY.

While intoxicated having a shower, your friends decide to brake in and throw cold water on you. So..... you decide to give " ASS IN FACE " Butt ass naked you run out of the shower and pin the first culprit to the ground and rub your wet ass in their face.--Added punishment to " ASS IN FACE " would be to fart- and I did.

by KRS325 March 29, 2009

pansy ass douche face

also known as PADF

1. a person who cannot handle the most minor circumstances without getting their panties all in a bunch

2. someone who cannot help but act like a douche when it comes to dealing with small problems

1. He's mad at me for no reason. why is he acting like a pansy ass douche face?

by m-cherry February 8, 2010

flat ass goat face

Charley McCabe

Charley is such a flat ass goat face.

by Jdognastymoney February 21, 2017

stupid jerk ass tits face

a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.

"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"

by Evildawg December 20, 2008

bitch ass potatoe face

someone who is being an ass at the moment.

"you bitch ass potatoe face EXTRA BUTTER!"

by Stephanie Pauley July 16, 2008

ass to face

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind and then pulls his penis out to stick it in her mouth right before cumming.
only dirty whores do this.

holy shit! she let you go ass to face?!

by fuckingarightbaby October 20, 2008