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Alex Gaskarth's Eyebrows 

Those bushy caterpillar-looking things on All Time Low singer Alex Gaskarth's face. You may have been personally victimised by them. Alex and Jack Barakat did a quiz on what is Alex's eyebrow and what is a beaver. Unsurprisingly, they lost. Jack feels jealous of Alex's eyebrows, as any normal human should be.
Person A: Have you ever been personally victimised by Alex Gaskarth's eyebrows?

Person B: Who hasn't?
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Bushy eyebrows 

Eyebrows that are bushy
My bushy eyebrows , egg shaped head, receding hairline, fat potato nose makes me look like a 49 year old man.
Bushy eyebrows by ChickenTastesGreat November 16, 2020

Bombs to the eyebrows

original phrase in hebrew (Ptzatzot La Gabot) something that is realy good, great fun.
-how was the party man?
-wow, it was bombs to the eyebrows!

arab eyebrows 

Proven to be the most wanted eyebrows of all time. They are perfectly on fleek , Dark and thick shaped. It is a legitimate style of eyebrows offered by make up artists.
First perosn :Look At that Arab's eyes they are so attractive
Second person : ofcourse it is she has Arab Eyebrows afterall.

old man's eyebrows 

When a girl (or guy) is giving you a blowjob and you pull out of their mouth and go all over their eyebrows.
Cam gave his grandpa the old man's eyebrows, just after recieving the cucumber slumber.

black eyebrows 

often associated with those with black hair, there is an incurable disease within a family of redheads in which they find that their hair is red and their eyebrows are black. this causes their brains to work slower and often leads to a problem with stuttering. taking all caution, if one finds a redhaired-black eyebrowed person, they should not go near them, for they may begin to tell pointlessly long stories in which you will die from boredom.
person 1: i thought i was going to die!

person 2: why? what happened?!

person 1: i listened to that redhead with black eyebrows tell a story that took 10 minutes about a swordfish! it didnt have a point to it at all!

person 2: you poor thing! we need to rush you to a hospital!
black eyebrows by 1nd1sgu1s3 February 4, 2009

McDonald Eyebrows 

When someone eyebrows look like the McDonald's sign
Shutup with yo McDonald Eyebrows looking ass.
McDonald Eyebrows by Bicthplzzzz October 2, 2018