exercise

To smoke weed or get high

Do you want to exercise with us?

by dbktmx21 December 10, 2009

Ball pits exercise

The act of washing just the balls, ass crack and arm pits. These areas are typically the strongest sources of body odor.

I think I need a shower. I was at a friend's house all weekend and only did the ball pits exercise.

by Malcoholic April 29, 2009

Bed exercises

sex

"your cat looks hot" "you should have bed exercises with it"

by Axxerano October 18, 2014

exerscuse

A reason not to exercise.

I was going to work out today but my exerscuse is having to finish watching my TIVO'd Colbert Reports.

by brillo boy September 4, 2010

exercise brain

The stupidness that occurs during and after intense physical activity, where the body's limited bloodflow is directed towards the muscles instead of the brain.

I tried to unlock the wrong car in the gym car-park today. Severe case of exercise brain.

by someGuy April 7, 2015

Exercise Shrinkage

When the male Penis shrinks due to Intense athletic work.

My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...

by Word assembly worker #45 June 7, 2018

Exerscuse

An excuse for performing previously normal activities which require physical exertion, yet are not 'legally' categorised as exercise. Used primarily in the 'covid19' age.

Paul: hey Rudiger, how you gonna get to Amy's house to play Trivial Persuit during this lock-down?

Rudiger: Easy bro, got the perfect exerscuse: just walking.

by Tripman April 16, 2020