executive time

A time in the morning before going to work when one is pooping while debating on Twitter, Facebook, or some other social media. It may also include watching videos or playing games on your cell phone.

Similar to "Twitter Shit."

1) The president enjoyed executive time so much that he often didn't make it to work until 11:00 AM.

2) My boss yelled at me for being late to work. I replied to his complaints, "I have to get executive time in or the day will just be a waste."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 3, 2018

executive assistant

1. A person who earns money by being a professional bitch
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper has "during the day"

1. I hate doing my job so I will just have my executive assistant do it.
2. I dont just dance for my money, I also am an executive assistant.

by your significant other January 26, 2007

executive spinster

A successful, career-driven woman who refuses to settle for a man who (a) earns less than she does (b) her social circle/family would disprove of, and (c) someone she feels she can't look up to. Years later, she finds that by not compromising, she's in her 40s, single, and turns to artificial insemination as a last-ditch attempt at motherhood.

After vying to make partner at the firm for 16 years, Fran put off starting a family. By the time she made partner, she was 44, her looks had faded, and she was relegated to the role of executive spinster: take out Chinese, Grey's Anatomy, and 6am spin classes.

by Ma Cheese Moe December 5, 2011

execute

To promote to an executive position.

When I grow up, I want to be executed! Please execute me!

by Smith, Winston 6079 August 15, 2007

Executive

Executive: is an erection you have whilst at work. However its only known as an 'executive' if you wear a suit to work.

Sitting at your desk, doing some spreadsheets. Then the hot girl from Marketing walks in. BOOM. Executive.

by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010

execution style

when a girl is giving you a blow job, you are almost ready to blow, when you spin her around, force her to her knees (if shes not already there) and blow your load on the back of her head

Yo I had Molly over last night, she gives the best head, then i gave it to her execution style.

by bla211 December 17, 2008

Executrix

A hot woman who specializes in ending the lives of men

Have you checked out executrix porn yet is awesome

by Robocon 64 October 31, 2020