excuse master 

trying to be popular even though people think your a dick, geek, or nerd.

Dude! Stop acting like an excuse master. Besides, you are the stupid one anyway.

excuse master by A.C. Cortez May 19, 2016

excuse me im talking 

something u say when you are trying to dominate a conversation.

i have been having some issues with...
excuse me im talking!

excuse me im talking by nobody else here May 29, 2017

Excuse-a-may 

A word that no one has ever heard about. Technically something that a drama queen would say.

Cheyenne: I made out with your boyfriend last night

Whitney: excuse-a-may?!

Excuse-a-may by Betty Jo February 14, 2019

Excuse my half ass 

It is said when you put one leg on another while sitting on a chair in a way that your half butt is facing the person in front of you.

Excuse my half ass guys, I got pimples in my ass

When I sit on a chair for too long, I rest one leg on the other excusing my half bare ass

Excuse my half ass by Pooyesh December 14, 2022

Excuse Box 

Usually a container (but not limited to) one may store a collection of deceptive excuses.

Another example of an Excuse box may be Post-It notes with excuses on each note.

Guy: So when are we going to have sex?

Girl: Well the thing is... I have AIDS.

Girl 2: I should really add that to my excuse box.

Excuse Box by Ilikeyouulol December 3, 2009

excuse my french 

Please excuse my subsquent phrasing. Normally suffixed by 'but', as in Ferris Bueller, circa 1986, "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

Excuse my french, but I'm so fucking lame I can't even quote John Hughes films right.

excuse my french by A² September 5, 2003

Excuse me What the Fuck

A term used by people to describe displeasure or discomfort. It is correctly used while your right hand is in front of your face at chin height, with an open palm facing towards you with all fingers straight, and your left doing the same except higher and further forward.

"I'm sorry Kenneth, I forgot to buy you a Bionicle."
Kenneth: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

"Sorry Anthony, your Wizard 101 account has been banned."
Anthony: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

Excuse me What the Fuck by Shrek Bin Laden August 28, 2018