So Excite

A term coined by the infamous Borat Sagdiyev, which is used to describe a feeling of joy and excitement. This term is best used with a thick Kazakh accent.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, aren't you going out on a date with that hot chick from the club?"

Dude 2: "Hell yeah! I'm so excite!!" (with Kazakh accent)

Dude 1: "There's no way you're gonna get laid talking like that."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

exit strategy

a pre-arranged plan whereby one leaves an awkward or uncomfortable situation with as much subtlety as possible.

opposite of walk of shame when applied to a sexual scenario.

"Let's plan an exit strategy for that party incase it gets boring."

"I'm glad I had an exit strategy put in place the next morning, she looked much better with the beer goggles on the night before!"

by Lucky May 12, 2006

Excited States of America

The USA, called this way in reference to American hysteria, which makes people freak out all the time and do stupid stuff like suspecting and imprisoning anyone of being a communist, go to war without even a good reason or just going around going batshit and yelling "DOOOMED, WE'RE DOOOOMED!!". True story.

Canadians are now calling us the "Excited States of America" since all we seem to do is take erectile dysfunction drugs and go to town hall meetings and scream.

by A_SN August 25, 2009

excitited

A bad english sentence created by Charles Goudreau with his incompetent brain in Sec. 2 in the movie Shrek

«Shrek is excitited to become father»

«My girlfriend is pregnant, I'm so excitited.»
«I'm having sex tonight with Urgot, I'm really fucking excitited»

by Petrinator January 22, 2014

Excivous

The feeling of being excited and nervous at the same time.

I am excivous on the first day of my job.

by Teeba September 19, 2009

exit scam

When someone build up alot of trust and reputation then scam a big trade.

dude 1: hey dude did you hear the moderator of a trading side scammed a bunch of people for alot of money
dude 2: yeah it was an exit scam

by vaginastimulator69 November 17, 2017

rapidus exitus

A Term for leaving your college class because you have no clue as to what is going on and need to get home so you can hurry up and drop the class

Sam was sitting in class and couldn't understand how to make a computer code to make his virtual dog go "WOOF" So he faked receiving and incoming emergency text message and made a rapidus exitus out the front door never to be seen again.

by BIGMARK November 10, 2007