null pointer exception

The leading reason why computer programmers commit suicide.

"If I see another null pointer exception, I'm going to go postal."

by Atomic Rooster September 27, 2006

Rule 34 Exception

Rule 34A states that it is impossible to invoke Rule 34 on itself; however, as mentioned as a clause for some definitions of Rule 34, abstract concepts cannot have rule 34 invoked upon them. This makes Rule 34A entirely unnecessary as Rule 34 is an abstract concept itself and thus cannot be invoked upon itself, making Rule 34A unnecessary. However, Rule 34A could become the "No Abstract Concepts" Clause.

Guy 1: Rule 34 on Rule 34!
Guy 2: Denied, Rule 34 Exception. Rule 34 is an abstract concept and can't be Rule 34'd.

by VERTIGO7 August 14, 2011

Excession

something so technologically superior that it appears as magic to the viewer.

To the native peoples, the space shuttle most certainly was an excession.

by Denton Troy August 18, 2004

bearded excellence

The act of having an excellent or magnificent beard. Anyone who has a huge unkepmt beard despite what fashion dictates is practicing bearded excellence. This also goes for ungangly mustaches and bushy mutton chop sideburns.

Check out that hobo with the crazy bum beard; bearded excellence.

by Jeffy! May 9, 2005

Center of Excellence

When a tech company outsources and offshores expensive jobs to a cheap 2nd or 3rd world labor location, they give that new place a lofty name, as if it's god's gift to their future success, while it generally displaces US or other western (expensive) workers.

They'll trade one a $100k/yr Java coder stateside for a half dozen Sanjeev's in the Center of Excellence in Bangalore.

The Center of Excellence contributes directly to shareholder value, i.e. executive bonuses.

The Center of Excellence is in Bangalore. That makes Austin the Center of Expensive Mediocrity.

by redshirt58 February 25, 2009

eccedentesiast

someone who fakes a smile

Carla's been an eccedentesiast since the break up. "/

by donttellmewhattodoxx March 9, 2011

excellence

The state or condition of being excellent.

Webster's Dictionary defines "excellence" as "the state or condition of being excellent."

by MasterPrime October 10, 2005