when your father uses his male genitalia to eject a burst of semen or commonly dubbed "daddy's cummies" into your mother's female reproductive organ which then enters her seed, slowly (9 months to be exact) the seed or egg is fertilized until it can house a small human being fetus which will develop over time and eventually become ready for extraction by a man/woman clothed in germ protective gear with a degree given for his/her medical knowledge and years of practice through a vaginal or stomach birth.
This phenomenon is commonly dubbed the "Daddy trap", the "Daddy trap" will usually solicit a verbal outburst forme the "Daddy" consisting of a common phrase "LISTEN HOE (hoe being a term used as a belittling word towards female humans) THAT AINT MY BABY" repeated several times to show that the male or "baby-daddy"(The term baby-daddy refers to an individual who is accused of being responsible for the development and birth of said child) in the situation will not accept his assumed kin into his life. The father will follow the guidelines provided by his own father, abandoning the "Hoe" and child for at a minimum of fifteen years.
This phenomenon is commonly dubbed the "Daddy trap", the "Daddy trap" will usually solicit a verbal outburst forme the "Daddy" consisting of a common phrase "LISTEN HOE (hoe being a term used as a belittling word towards female humans) THAT AINT MY BABY" repeated several times to show that the male or "baby-daddy"(The term baby-daddy refers to an individual who is accused of being responsible for the development and birth of said child) in the situation will not accept his assumed kin into his life. The father will follow the guidelines provided by his own father, abandoning the "Hoe" and child for at a minimum of fifteen years.
DAMN I wouldn't be stuck with this fucking kid if I pulled out before ejaculating in that tight puss.
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Q: So Jimmy, how did things end up last night with Susie?
A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.
A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.
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When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.
by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004
Get the Premature Ejaculation mug.verb: to expel semen that has been ejaculated into one's bodily orifice by another person, e.g. by defecating after anal sex, or by douching after vaginal sex.
etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.
etymology: hybridization of "evacuate" (as in, "evacuate one's bowels," i.e. to shit; "evacuate one's bladder," i.e. to piss) and "ejaculate," i.e. to cum, jizz, nut, etc.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
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Stimulation of the G spot or Clitoris and with a high level fore-play by the man will lead to an Intense Orgasm
by Luke January 14, 2005
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"I hand released a load onto my stomach and since it was so hot out I had my fan on and it quickly caused it to harden into ejaculite crystals. I can barely move as it is pinching my stomach skin and is painful. I should get some more percocet from my urologist."
by eolivine January 9, 2010
Get the ejaculite mug.A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.
Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.
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