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Everlast

A muthafuckin shit pile fag who thinks he can diss the greatest performer on this planet to jump start his sucking career. Unfortunately things didn't go as planed and got fucked up so badly though he finaly got his wish and became famous.
This is wot we ask our fans if you ever see Everlast whoop his ass, hit em with bricks, stones, throw shit at him, treat him like a hoe,bitch slap. He's a muthafuckin cunt suckin twat and he aint gonna hit you back!!!!!
by Eminem Fan September 2, 2004
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everlast

a penis-sucking group of people
everlast is a bitch!
by Katelynne January 14, 2004
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everclearing

Everclearing is a form of hazing in which the pledge has a bread roll thats been soaked in everclear shoved in their mouth and held for as long as possible without spitting it out.
Out of 5 pledges the 3 that hold it longest win the event.

Hard Mode: duct tape wrapped around mouth over the back of head. and given a fork to cut it off. This can result in death. No known deaths to date.

Everclearing is rarely used anymore since victims of it became leaders of frats and banned it, So once the upperclassmen 2008-09 that hazed pledges this way graduated, it came to a halt.

Stories of everclearing do fly around, but who knows how much truth there is to them.
"Everclearing is now banned. If anyone is to use Everclear for any form of hazing ever they are put to a vote if we will remove you from the frat or not." - Xyz
by Believe in your smelf August 14, 2012
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Everlasting Jobstopper

1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker
I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.
by PissedOffIllinoisan May 21, 2020
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Everlasting Gobbstopper

an extremely satisfying sexual action.

1) place your penis in a girls mouth
2) right before you climax shove it in as far as it goes.
3) as you are doing this, pinch her nose so that she has to draw breath in through her mouth and from around your penis.
4) listen to the sound as she chokes and gurgles.
5)thrust into the back of her throat until she throws uo all over your groin.
6) now listen as she struggles for breath with your penis still in her mouth, tasting her own puke.

congratulations you have completed a successful everlasting gobbstopper.
golly gee!! i did an everlasting gobbstopper on my girlfriend last night and her mom yelled at me cause she had to clean up!!!
by Broffir March 31, 2008
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everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
by jpatt April 9, 2007
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everclear

Just the greatest fucking band. Yea.
Inspiration.
Isn't it great when Alcohol starts singing to ya(yes.lame ass pun.)
Yea. Everclear does kickass.
Man. Everytime I listen to Everclear I feel all inspired.
Um yea. DRINK ME!
by Xondria. yea. April 27, 2004
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