Escort

Escort is a model in the line up of automobile manufacturer Ford Motor Company. Escort is a model of automobile that has a long history dating back to the 1950s it started it's life out in Europe before eventually coming to America in the 1980s before eventually reaching end of production in 2003. The most notable version of the Escort is from 1992-1996 where as part of Group A Rally homologation Ford produced a homologation special of the Escort named the Ford Escort RS Cosworth in which only 7,145 cars were ever built during it's production run.

"My friend drives a Camaro. Me? I drive an Escort"

by AmCarGuy June 14, 2024

Fantasy Escort Network

An adult escort service from the south that operates in southern states and the midwest. They have been in business for over 30 years because of their relationships with law enforcement. They operate out of Redwood Management Apartment Complexes and local hotels. They load the ho stable from 3pm-5pm, drive hoes to the hotel at 6pm, then drive them to the stable around 2am. The girls sleep at the apartment, then drive them home at 7am.

Damn the cops have a search warrant for my house because that ho from fantasy escort network wore a blue-tooth ear piece and tapped our conversation talking about drugs to the cops. At least they have cheap ho prices.

by Perrysburg home of the Ho’s September 10, 2019

Indentured Escort

A married woman who forgoes sexual intimacy with her spouse for no particular reason, although both parties are somehow satisfied with the arrangement

Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs

Kevin: "I know Woodrow is married and all, but he's always come across as a virgin to me."

Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."

Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"

by Testostices McSourpenis March 11, 2023