Mr. Lonnie and Mrs. Lonnie found a bag of cocaine in the woods and decided that the dirty Escobar is the responsible thing an adult would do.
by Mr. Lonnie October 4, 2017
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*Looks around(to the left and to the right, each stall wall) and presses secret service ear device thing*-"Preparing to escort the Obama's into The White House". *Pulls down trousers and what-not and sits on the toilet, Kerplops multiple pieces of shit into the toilet* "Now Escorting the Obama's to the White House"
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
{Thought I came up with this phrase today, only to find that I'm three years too late on Urbandict...damn it}
by Mr. President Shit August 21, 2012
Get the Escorting the Obama's to the White House mug.Slang term for the city of Escondido, California. The word is the result of a combination of the adjective "ghetto" with the formal name "Escondido", coined by white suburban kids whose private at-home lifestyles exceed the standards and venues of ther public areas in the city they reside.
by Britta Hoskins January 16, 2007
Get the Esconghetto mug.Pablo Escobar is a nice friend of me. We used to own a store and stuff, but when he went to America to sell some stuff, I never saw him again. He still owes me some money.
by Pablo's Friend November 11, 2020
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by Pink Sock Shaf October 2, 2011
Get the Escobar Surprise mug.A cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by Ford. While weighing less than a Honda Civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as hell and can get beat by almost anything. Its pretty much a go-cart with a interior!
1.) Dude I put $10 in my escort! That will last me half a month!
2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?
3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.
2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?
3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.
by G - Money July 18, 2007
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