Epstein

Epsteins have a great sense of humor. Not all funny people are Epsteins, but all Epsteins are extremely funny.

Epstein is funny

by freddieforreal May 30, 2019

Epstein Files

IF WE DO NOT GET THOSE FILES... IT IS BECAUSE AND ONLY BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT IS A PEDOPHILE AND HE IS IMPLICATED BY THEM.

Hym "Under who's administration did Jeffery Epstein die mysteriously? I wonder. Maybe I'll make this my new hyperfixation. Where are those Epstein files? I say, leak them. Steal them. And if you HAVE to leak and steal them... Kill anyone on the list. Just kill them. They don't feel the need to give people due process. Just like Noah Kroll, it seems like the rich child molesters get a pass AND DEFENDED BY THE STATE... And then I get my shit stolen! It looks like child molestation isn't that big of a deal. I know I didn't molest and kids. But I will kill one if does get credited and paid. But! I will also kill the Epstein clients! So you don't have to. Get their names. Bring them to me. And I will saw their heads off. I'm a double edged sword. But I absolutely will stab some fucking kid if you do not credit and pay me."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

The Epstein and Hawking Connection

A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:

Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
{REDACTED}
Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking

The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.

by zekolonon March 20, 2024

Epstein Island

When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter

that was so big I left an Epstein Island in that toilet

by theurbanverman September 2, 2025

Epstein Method

A therapeutic process designed to help individuals overcome pornography addiction by "weening off" through a four phase program which it is believed reduces the physical and psychological dependence on pornography. The program consists of viewing hardcore pornography initially, with a self awareness of ones addiction, this then transitions into viewing pornographic images, reducing the graphicness of the material to slowly reduce ones dependence. This should then transition into viewing modestly dressed women when masturbating, allowing one to further reduce their addiction, before going into the final step, complete imagination and cognitive visualisation when jacking off. This is the last and ultimate phase of the Epstein Method, allowing one to harness their mental strength to stimulate themselves without external material, making it easy to then stop all together if the subject wishes to. This method has been criticized as it may not help people with severe addictions who have moved even beyond vanilla pornography into severe, violent and potentially illegal content. The method also has not been peer reviewed, however conducted studies show promising results for individuals.

"You've been watching that stuff a lot man, you should try the Epstein Method if you wanna stop!"

by Aaron Carrington February 27, 2025

Epsteinous

Someone who displays pedophilic behavior.

“That guy seems pretty epsteinous.”

by firstname bunchanumbuhs May 15, 2024

Epsteined

Sexual position. When you just rape a girl you don’t know in a bathroom bar.

She was a freak last night. She got Epsteined. She loved it. Just playing hard to get

by DaddyDT February 25, 2024