Enochial Disorder was originally discovered by two colleague studying the ridiculously ugly Enoch M. It soon came to reality that many have been suffering themselves from what was once to be considered a scarcity in society. E.D. is becoming more popular by the day. Children are being stricken with this awful disorder. Symptoms are becoming grossly increased and starting to evolve earlier in its stages. These include dizziness due to interaction with females, decrease or lack of human involvement, increase in imaginary involvement, severe facial distortion (also known as "fugly"), increase in suicidal nature due to lack of friendship, realization of being brought into this world as a mistake, attempting several times to masturbate while crying, and most of all, increased hatred from God. If there is anyone you know that is facing life with this illness please pray for them as we will as well.
We are very sorry that your child has been infected with Enochial Disorder. But we may no longer communicate.
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Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote in 1864 a poem called 'Enoch Arden' (once required reading in many literature classes) concerning a sailor whose shipwreck kept him from his wife and children for ten years; on his return, he found that his wife, presuming him dead, had married his best friend. Many states and nations now have what speakers of English call Enoch Arden laws.
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n. the production of lame music by older people, often B-list movie stars, who are boring us while they "live the dream".
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Dude! I hear your father started a Tim Robbins cover band. I didn't know he suffered from postmature erockulation.
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