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A weak ugly boy. He is the type of guy that gets beat up everyday. He probably smokes meth and is very skinny because of it. His teeth are fucked up and his breath too. He the guy at your school that looks like a blobfish. He has fucked every gay guy in his country. You can normally find him in your schools bathroom with a 70 inch dildo halfway in his ass and he is deepthroating the other end of the dildo
You are beint a real enok today
Enok by Hommahunter May 11, 2020
a nerd / som1 hu isnt v exiting and thinks a pussy is a type of cat btw a masculine word
'simon is being an enok today'
enok by tom suttill June 11, 2006
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he’s the most beautiful boy to ever exist. he’s so gorgeous i can’t keep my eyes of him. i’m so in love with him i always think about him and his gorgeous eyes.
elia:i love enok so much
enok by the one inlove December 11, 2022

get enok'd 

when you catch your friend watching gay hentai and you brake his laptop with your hammer and then tie him up and all the boys get to fuck him in the ass.
prepere to get enok'd you animal
get enok'd by jónisverygay January 15, 2021

Enoki Dokie Burger 

A burger that comes with enoki mushrooms
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know Why the Enoki Dokie Burger, you should try it!"
A cool mother, that relates to the general public with an air of 'fuck off i'm cooler than you and you better deal with it.'
Yeah, I have an Enoka mom, what now? Your ma, is in no way more interesting than my Enoka.
Enoka by Asca May 28, 2006

enokcoin 

enokcoin is a word that you can youse on a shit crypto currency or on a perverted individiual that likes little kids,
enokcoin is a new and unique word that is spreading like wildfire in the wilderness of of the internet and even has become a word to insult people in online vidio games for example cs:go call of duty and many more, like i can understand why people are insulted by the word because for some reason it has a similar tone to EDP445 and we all know that EDP445 is a name that should not be spoken often
you are a fricking enokcoin you phatetic little miscreant
enokcoin by Skuli Litli May 21, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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