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To speak in a very slow manner so those with limited understanding of English can understand you better. Used extensively in conversations with foreigners whilst working abroad or in discussions with those new to the United Kingdom from say India. Also involves the use of simple words in simply constructed sentences. First expressed by Sir Alan Sugar on The Apprentice.
'W H A T, D O, Y O U, T H I N K, A B O U T, T H A T, I D E A, ?' followed by a nod (or waggle) of the head from the other party and my immediate response ' N O, T H A T, W A S, A, Q U E S T I O N, I, A M, S P E A K I N G, I N, EXPORT ENGLISH, S O, Y O U, C A N, U N D E R S T A N D, M E.
by TwoBlonds September 6, 2012
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film school english

Film School English is a lot like ordinary English, but with more swearing.
Jake: What the fuck is Film School English?
Sam: When you cuss a lot fucking more than you normally fucking would in a fucking sentence.
Jake: Shit! I fucking love fucking Film School English!
Sam: Fucking A! Let's fucking go fucking get a fucking beer!
by DaisukeDoki November 17, 2016
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English Bulldog

When a person of the male gender pulls his pants down, bends over, tucks his testicles between his thighs and projects his rear end toward his companions.
Rakeem: "Hey Jacob, wanna see an English Bulldog?"
Jacob: "What's an English Bulldog?"
Rakeem: *presents English Bulldog*
Jacob: "Ahhh damn Rakeem, you got me again!"
by CliMAX69 November 25, 2019
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IB English

A two year program in which numerous texts are crammed into the minds of teenagers. The IBO assumes that we teenagers can figure out all of the expressionist metaphors in Death of a Salesman and all of the symbolic tragedies and allusions in Hamlet.

Paper 1 - A paper that comprises of an unseen prose or poetry piece, in which the student is responsible for fabricating a commentary on it. Or in short, a paper designed to fail students.

Paper 2 - A student is assumed to know at least 2 works. The student chooses a question and writes a commentary. The IBO knows which books we read and intentionally give us a question we cannot relate to.
IB English Student 1: I was up all night doing homework!

IB English Student 2: Yeah same! I had no idea how the scene between Hamlet and her mother was indicating Freudian concepts...

IB English Student 1: Fuck IB.

IB English Student 2: We should have just taken AP...
by IwishIcouldnuketheIBOHQ June 1, 2011
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engrish

n. Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design. Often,not only in Japan, but all around the world.
A sign in a Japanese hotel room may read "No Smorking" instead of "No Smoking".

There are many Japanese snacks with American names, such as "Dew-Dew Mix", "Pecker", and "Eat Me!".
by RogueRising August 13, 2003
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put some english on it

to put a little english on it, referring to sports or other play involving a ball, means to give the said ball a curve in the air
you put a lotta english on that bro!

Yea, I put some english on it.

You put so much english on that that it went off the court.

shut up.
by one who acts October 25, 2009
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ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

Hai Gaiz u Isreal?

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
by Animalzap August 21, 2009
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