Dick Enberg

Screwed. In trouble. Dicked.

I forgot to study for my final and now I’m Dick Enberged

by Dan Ware April 22, 2018

Ender

The character from the book Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

Ender Wiggins was his nick name... His real name was Andrew.

by smallpenis May 8, 2003

straight edger

Somnebody who follows the straight edge philosophy. That is, a person who respects their body
*by not consuming alocohol
*by not consuming other drugs
* by not having casual sex.

Some straight edgers are also vegan(or vegetarian) but this has nothing to do with being straight edge.

Some edgers (the abbreviation for straight edgers)have become sxe (the abbreviation for straight edge) because it is "cool" but most recognise it is a healthy, mature way of life.

Straight edgers, in my opinion (I'm edge), should not try and convert people or force them into becoming straight edge, because it is a life style choice.

Person: Hey, do you want a drink / some drugs?
True edger: No thankyou, I'm a straight edger.

--or--

Person: Hey, do you want a drink?
False trend-following edger: No, 'cause I'm like totally a straight edger and you suck because you drink. *gets out hand and shows large black cross* - for more info look up straight edge

by Neera May 1, 2006

Eager Beaver

Someone who is very damn excited/anxious for something, usually resulting in extreme fucking annoyance for the people around them.

Shit, he's such an eager beaver when it comes to getting laid. one day he's gonna cum his pants!

by morningtea May 4, 2007

ham and egger

A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.

Some ham and egger came into my work today.

by Max December 26, 2003

Hope Ender

Considered to be the ultimate means of delivering anal pleasure the Hope Ender starts off with the male partner slightly inserting his penis into the female rectum (just passed the penis head). After this the man lets the woman sit on his hands and stands up with the penis still inside the rectum. After the man is standing straight he must jump up as high as he could, let go of the woman and land on his back side. After this simple process the male penis 'jack hammers' up the female rectum and ends all of her hope of standing again.....ever.

Duuuuude I jack hammered that chick mayne!! After that impalement she could'nt even breath! I had to call the ambulance! Thats what I call the Hope Ender mayne!

by Dieter Hellstrom April 23, 2010

Ender's Game

Great book by Orson Scott Card about a kid, Andrew (Ender) Wiggin who is taken by the government to a space station to train to save the earth from a race of aliens known as The Buggers.

Featured three dirrect sequals:
Speaker of the Dead, Xeoncide, and Children of the Mind

Featured a compainion novel:
Ender's Shadow, which in turn had three sequals:
Shadow of the Hedgemon, Shadow Puppets, and the soon to be released Shadow of the Giant

At last he came to a door, with these words in glowing emeralds:
THE END OF THE WORLD
He did not hesitate. He opened the door and stepped through.
-Ender's Game

by myotismon February 11, 2005