emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

by wes April 30, 2005

emasshole

term describing a kid who is emo, yet manages to be an asshole anyway. double points if he can be an asshole while crying, getting dumped by gf, etc.

"Can u believe that kid in the tight sweater, wool scarf, and Saves the Day tee called me that?!"
"I know. What an emasshole."

by xxxholic June 7, 2005

emossexual

emo : sadness, introspection + sexual = emossexual. Generally teenagers, rebels without cause. They think they are rochstars but they look like the ancient clubbers.
Easyly identified by your "pretty" haircuts that ocult one or both eyes.

Wow, what a bizarre girl!
It's not a girl, it's an emossexual boy !!!

by Zawos Z. September 15, 2007

emasculated

One who's life partner of the fairer sex earns a significantly greater level of income.

Gossiper 1: "JK Criffo is emasculated."
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"

by poja August 2, 2004

nocturanal emission

Farting in your sleep. A brown dream.

Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS.

by Virgil G October 31, 2007

emasculate

A verb that describes what happens to the game of football when the "Tuck Rule," a.k.a. the "Tom Brady Rule," is applied to a play that is clearly a fumble.

Don't emasculate the game by giving in to the whiny complaints employed by fans of that pussy Tom Brady!

by tegthethird January 3, 2010

emasculate

A man missing his mojo. Very closely related to the metrosexual, although he is probably not so well groomed and probably doesn't know who Jennifer Hudson is. Tends to be pussy whipped.

Wow, I thought Mack was cool at first, but golly, is he ever emasculated!

by Phylipswiller June 2, 2007