emailable

something that can be trusted to email as the fastest and the least formal means of communication.

Is this application emailable or do I have to use a snail mail?

"Emailable" is an antonym of "confidential." Never trust your secrets to email.

It's a rough unchecked draft, not for print, but quite emailable.

by Mike Epstein October 8, 2003

email misuse

When a user employs email for situations that should be handled face to face; the use of email as an avoidance technique; use of email for passive-aggressive means

"John. You're a gutless jerk," wrote Jesse as she exhibited email misuse to her recipient.

by Bryan Hurlbut May 16, 2008

email

Something faster than paper mail and slower than IM. Has a 56% chance of making you cry inside.

"What's that, email? You want to help me enlarge my penis? But... I'm female..." (Sobbing ensues.)

by Biting Fish March 21, 2010

email

A common tool used by Nigerians to acquire the bank account numbers of gullible Americans and Europeans.

The Crown Prince of Nigeria wants to pay me millions of dollars to help free his people. He even sent me an email about it so it must be true!

by A Nigerian Prince March 19, 2013

Emailfemale

Emailfemale n. (E' male fee' male)

1. A woman or girl whom you contact through an internet dating service that doesn't want to meet you ultimately, but just wants to email you seemingly forever. 2. A match on a dating service who you seemed to hit it off with, but she never agrees to a meeting, and chooses to only email you as she did originally when you thought you hit it off. 3. Female met online who isn't interested in you romantically, but continues to email you with the most assinine crap on the web, or sends daily emails with "sup" or something equally inane. 4. Online woman or girl that you will never meet, yet she wants to still email. 5. An online female you will never meet that clogs your inbox so much crap it is bordering on "spam".

"I found a great match on the online dating service, but instead of meeting me, she just turned into an "emailfemale"."

I'm looking for a LTR, but all I end up with are "emailfemales"."

"Hi kissypants9556, thanks for answering my personal ad, and sending me those oh-too-clever Jeff Foxworthy pages, but I really don't need another "emailfemale".....hope you understand."

"This emailfemale has been sending me notes every day for a year, and I can't even get a picture from her"

by Viva Vic Vegas October 28, 2008

email-anxiety

When there is so much shit going on at work or in your personal life that you are scared to check your email, fearing that emails will just bring more shit that you will be unable to handle. Also related to blink-and-boom conditions with emails, where you blink and 10 emails drop in your inbox, while you were still responding to the last 50. In blink-and-boom situation, your delirious mind starts to think that somehow the blinking is causing more emails. So you stop blinking - hoping that emails will stop coming or senders of those emails will look at your red teary eyes, have mercy on you and stop sending more emails ( hardly ever works, but give it a shot ).

Email-anxiety killing me this morning Yo ! Who knows what kinda crap awaits me !

by rick-rick-shaw August 29, 2016

Email spoofing

The email version of a prank call.

There is a prank website where you email spoofing someone's email address.

by GKDR2 March 3, 2019