emisexual

Whether straight, gay, lesbian or bisexual. You love anybody named (or name starts with) "Emi"

Person 1: "You're cu-"
Person 2: "Nope, I'm emisexual"
Person 3: "And that's on a fat ass"
Person 1: "What"

by AkiraTae10 March 1, 2021

Emisexual

You are emisexual cause you love eminem <3 especially if your names gracie.

Sarah: hi who’s your favorite artist?
Gracie: oh it’s eminem ofc! I’m emisexual cause I love eminem!
Sarah: oh... ok?

by Emlover April 22, 2021

emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.

look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.

by urine4it February 10, 2010

emosexual

Emosexual- Early to late teens who want to be different in the same way as others and still thinks sad black clothing is what it takes. They think they are hard done by when they are expected to do nothing more then basic requirements of schooling and society. “this is hard so its mean and I don’t want to do it so I won’t and I’m not going to tell you why cause you should know”
They are fucking lazy people that consider anything that requires any effort to be too hard even if it is to switch their brain on when they open their eyes in the morning. They have sex because someone else says they should regardless of who it is or who they are already with. No self respect or moral code including lack of honour, respect, or loyalty to anyone that isn’t as brain fucked as them.

I am Emosexual because I’m so sad that I can’t be bothered to try a smile. Being so sad makes me feel sad so I might fuck someone of the same sex then regret it so I can be sad for a reason and tell everyone that I’m no good so they can be sad for me but then I’m not different anymore…That makes me sad!, I might cut myself this time then get upset about the attention I get due to my attention seeking actions!!

by Dad of Emo May 21, 2007

Emosexual

Check Homosexual or Transvestite.

I'm so emosexual, I mean, homosexual.

by Emo_buster July 15, 2006

Latent Emosexuality

When an teenage boy is repressing or unaware that he is depressed because he is not getting enough gay sex, because he is not wearing skinny jeans and gothic-esque flamboyant clothes with ridiculous hairstyles.

He tries hard not to enjoy music by bands like Jimmy Eat World, Further Seems Forever and Dashboard Confessional. This causes stress and depression, which is converted into anger to appear manly.

"Your such a closet emo, go put on some make-up, buy some nice jeans, do your hair up and suck your best friend off".

"Dont make fun of my latent emosexuality"

by BUSHYoooooooooo April 3, 2008

egosexual

Some one whos Really into his self.

anna: look, that guy thinks he's totaly hot
sopia: yeah he's a total egosexual

by suisidal teddybear January 27, 2011