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Elastic Defense

In military terminology, this refers to a strategy used to flexibly absorb then repel the advance of attackers through carefully planned integrated fighting positions.

In modern slang terminology however, this is an over the top way to refer to a condom.
Definition 1: “We need to emplace mines and set up ambush positions in order to form an elastic defense at the valley entrance.”

Definition 2: “Babe I’m soooooo horny, I hope you brought your elastic defense!”
by CrazyCronker47 July 12, 2025
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spastic elastic

Given that sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic
by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024
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Elastic Cheeto

A cheeto that has been left in the toilet too long and has now become stretchy and slinky.
"I was taken a dump and discovered an elastic cheeto hiding amongst the shitbricks."
by Alex James Regina December 25, 2007
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Elastic Pork

The poor image ant version of the movie title “Jurassic Park.” Pronounced el-LAAS-tic POOW-k
Do you wan to go see Elastic Pork?
by #s r = 2 letters August 11, 2018
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ELASTICITY FLASHBACK

ELASTICATION of news events by performing journalism intercourse.

Interrelatiinal self-relations ELASTICATION.

When ECONMIC COMMODITY prices are ELASTIC inside normal supply and demand.
You will get an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK by simply connecting news events by using DATE to DATE format amount of the days spread from the former to the later.

The best way is by example for ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as sad as the concert of BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN at 10th AVENUE FREEZE OUT was the introduction of his mastered saxophone player at that very date CLARENCE CLEMMONS as never said his name and the penultimate hit at the passing YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE with JACKSON BROWN AND CLARENCE CLEMMONS himself is the ultimate ELASTICATION INTERCOURSE.

Bitcoin got so out of hand as a cryptocurrency as a result that mania drived the market and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK could not even be applicable as the extreme volatility made it a RISCIBLE.
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY May 26, 2021
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what the elastic man

what you say when a man is being both a fricktard and a butmunch
by butterdog99 September 20, 2021
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elastic wilson

when you tie a rubber band around a bitches neck, cum in her mouth, and punch her in the throat.
i gave that bitch an elastic wilson and she almost died
by kjdfgksjkjdg October 31, 2008
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