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Religious Education is an hour of a pupils school day dedicated to learning about religious laws and figures that will most likely never affect their life in the future. It is the most pointless hour of bullshit you’ll ever have to sit through, honestly just shit on the whiteboard and you will get more education out of that. No one really really needs to know what Jesus said to rachel that changed her life, it was probably “ may one step on thy knee and .. “ i can’t finish that sentence as it is rather 18+ but my point is, it’s an hour of boulderdash - ignore it kids - the answer to all exam questions is either Jesus or the lyrics to jingle bells :)
what lesson have you got ?

religious education, i sure am ready to fucking kill myself
by ManLikeBraff October 18, 2017
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Braun Educational Center

A disgrace to the word "school", the WORST school I've ever been to, a prison for kids with "special-needs", and a living HELL.

1.The teachers, principals, etc. abuse the power they have over the kids.

2. The chefs were changed to kids, who have no real training in the Culinary Arts, (the REAL chefs did that to poison our food, made a lot of us sick, and made the kid chefs look stupid).

3. teachers threatened to give us tickets or put us in the Crisis Room, cuz of their lies and so-called "proof".

4. they had cops walking around there to make it "more safe".

5. liars to us, our parents, superintendents, etc.

6. committed crimes against the students, and said they're just doing "their job".

7. many kids went to juvie, or had to do Community Service for stupid-ass shit they didn't do. (But Braun has "proof" they did it).

8. a school that NEEDS to be shutdown cuz it's so bad.
Braun Educational Center:
WORST. School. EVER.
by pimpmaster25 August 8, 2008
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Physical Education

A class in which the more physically mature and naturally athletic students quickly become teachers pets and earn automatic A's. It also strips fat kids of any rights, such as being picked first or having the chance to get an A.
Physical Education sucked today because of how fat and slow I am.
by funnymandan May 10, 2011
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Educational Orgasm

That feeling of intense pleasure and satisfaction in finally understanding a concept taught to you at school that has left you mindfucked for a considerable period of time. On average, nerds are known to have more frequent and intense educational orgasms, and often it is these orgasms that drive them towards pursuing academic success. Regular highschool dumbfucks may never experience an educational orgasms, as they would typically consider sex with other people preferable to sex with a textbook.
Joey, NERD: WOW, I'm really getting the hang of these trigonometry questions, I am totally having an educational orgasm right now!
Will, REGULAR GUY: Calm down and get laid dude.
by warosaro May 18, 2014
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Educational Among Us

Educational Among Us is a common school practice (Mainly Used by Teachers) to make your students with no fucking knowledge hyped for a game they always play. It is used a lot nowadays, The Game Or if you even consider it a "Game" Will either include a paper worksheet or if you're in online school they will give you a shitty web game quiz to who's the impostor. The reason why this is shitty is that some websites profit off the game or just steal its contents from the main game, It is not fun you know why? You answer some fucking school-related questions. Schools mainly need to stop this because this is just making the game much worse. We didn't ask for this shit? Some of the web games are just one of those stolen Virtual Escape Games But coded differently (Some Are Made by Other Creators without stealing the assets from the steam game) Overall if you're a teacher and if you make your students hyped up for these games, Just stop You're not fucking funny or fun at all. You're literally just making the game again an online torture chamber, Just like school.
Teacher: We're about to play Among Us Students so get ready!
Student 1: Oh god not again why these shitty virtual escape games man!
Student 2: I am not even hyped up for this shitty Educational Among Us Game.
by Cheese Stick Lord. March 18, 2021
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Google Education

When someone's knowledge is based on countless hours spent searching for information on google.

Usually somebody who's trying to act like an authoritative on the subject.
Man 1: So I started itching real bad lately.
Man 2: Yep, man it's definitely Hepatitis C
Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: Because I search disease symptoms on google all the time.
Man 1: I didn't know you could get a Ph.d in Google Education >.>
by NightdesertHawkManguy July 19, 2011
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British Education System

Baxton: I say, the British Education System is a right ol' joke, wouldn't you say?

Reginald: Ah yes, quite! *Cockney chuckle*
by EnglishFag June 11, 2016
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