When a person is bad at everything and increasingly stupid the you assume that he/she eats crayons for enjoyment.
Yesterday Cody started yelling at me for stealing his phone when it was in his hand the whole time, and i thought to myself: He is one crayon eating motherfucker.
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Eating the booty like groceries is when one person licks another person asshole as if they were eating a meal out of the anal cavity using only the tongue.
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Get the eating the booty like groceries mug.A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
Get the I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers mug.girl: i just ate some pineapple
boy: damn can i taste it 🤤
girl: sure that’s the benefits of eating pineapple
boy: damn can i taste it 🤤
girl: sure that’s the benefits of eating pineapple
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1. Hey dude, you were talking to my girl Karen over there. Are you eating my rhubarb?
2. So you're facebook friends with my girl Karen now eh? Are you eating my rhubarb?
2. So you're facebook friends with my girl Karen now eh? Are you eating my rhubarb?
by -=Gunner=- November 19, 2010
Get the eating my rhubarb mug.The period of time from Thanksgiving (or perhaps as early as Halloween depending on regional traditions) until Super Bowl Sunday, where every event involves an outrageous volume of food and everyone gets hugely fat.
I’m up two pants sizes since the start of eating season. I really have to dial it back. Wanna go grab a burger?
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