by x-pose September 24, 2003
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As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.
A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"
"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"
"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"
"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"
"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"
by D rock 27 September 28, 2011
Get the excuse deuce mug.when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .
Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"
Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.
"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
"The Queen of all excuse merchants "
Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.
"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
"The Queen of all excuse merchants "
by krazy836 March 14, 2012
Get the excuse merchant mug.by alexkingkong January 2, 2009
Get the Boogie excuse mug.French is commonly associated with sexual vulgarity. The idea that anything French is wicked, sexual, and decadent has invited many English speakers to insult the frogs.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.
Excuse my french, but that guy is such a fucking douche, he tried to dead horse my roommate while she was passed out drunk!
by Mistress Liz March 1, 2005
Get the excuse my french mug.The obama excuse is used when somebody accuses you of racism in a public area like work or something. For example, an employee named Tyrone feels that he was racially harrased by his fat white redneck boss Ermey at walmart.
The obama excuse is best used to get out of situations when someone accuses you of racism like in a traffic stop.
example bellow
The obama excuse is best used to get out of situations when someone accuses you of racism like in a traffic stop.
example bellow
Tyrone: "Mr. Ermey, I am done cleaning the bathroom and pushing carts, what would you like me to work on next?"
Ermey: " How about you pick them "cotton" socks boy?"
Tyrone: "what da fuck?"
sometime later
news reporter: A walmart employee is sueing walmart for 5 million dollars in damages due to racist comments and harrasment by a manager.
Lawyer: " By the holly bible of god, Mr. Ermey Are you racist towards black people?"
Ermey: " Not me, I voted for obama!"
Lawyer: "see ,see your honor, my client is not racist he voted for obama, see!!"
greedy lawyer:"The obama excuse saved walmart once agian in court, yea!"
Ermey: " No way, I voted for Obama and he is black!"
Ermey: " How about you pick them "cotton" socks boy?"
Tyrone: "what da fuck?"
sometime later
news reporter: A walmart employee is sueing walmart for 5 million dollars in damages due to racist comments and harrasment by a manager.
Lawyer: " By the holly bible of god, Mr. Ermey Are you racist towards black people?"
Ermey: " Not me, I voted for obama!"
Lawyer: "see ,see your honor, my client is not racist he voted for obama, see!!"
greedy lawyer:"The obama excuse saved walmart once agian in court, yea!"
Ermey: " No way, I voted for Obama and he is black!"
by topmountain August 18, 2010
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