Epiphanyfic

The act of having an epiphany

"Sally was having a wonderful day. She had an epiphany". Sam said to Alan. Alan replied, "it must have been epiphanyfic".

by anonymous February 11, 2022

Epiphany

First time the head of the penis exits the vagina is when you suddenly realize that the woman attached to the vagina is not quite as good looking as she once was! And everything she liked about you is nolonger cool!

The epiphany arrived as she walked to the bathroom naked suggesting to sell my motorcycle!

by ellsworthWY June 1, 2022

Epiphany of dolphin

When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins

Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows

by Bambi barrister July 1, 2022

epiphany vampire

Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.

Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!

by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023

epiphany

A major ‘aha’ moment when your brain finally loads the update it’s been ignoring, and suddenly everything just clicks

Bro, I just had an epiphany—I've been chasing a dry texter for months 💀, I gotta move on fr.

by aninath._ February 4, 2025

Media Epiphany

When one little detail in a book or movie gives away nearly the entire plot and you pretty much know what's going to happen.

Dude, I was reading *insert some book here* and this guy said *some line here* so I immediately knew everyone was going to die. i had my first media epiphany.

by Rehauy January 9, 2010

Zombus Epiphany

The realization that the massiah and savior of the catholic faith is in actuality a perpetual zombie, due to the widely accepted fact that each year he is murdered, and put on display as a cadaver, but 3 days later returns to life, after his radial pulse had be completely destroyed, and proceeds to defy the laws of Physics. ie. walk on water, meaning he is lighter than water, only possible without any blood, living tissue, or healthy bone.

A: Hey, Jeezus will save us this saturday
B: Hopefully, we dont want to be zombies.
A: DUDE!!!!
B:...?
A: Didn't Jezus come back from the dead
B: yeah....
A: HES A ZOMBIE!!!
B...(*facepalm) Zombus epiphany much?

by Turkalurk2012 June 13, 2011