by Urban Dictionary December 15, 2005
by riot!byearlsweatshirt April 11, 2021
Earl Hickey: You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting round the corner: Karma. That’s when I realized that I had to change, so I made a list of everything bad I’ve ever done and one by one I’m gonna make up for all my mistakes. I’m just trying to be a better person. My Name is Earl.
by Zaphod Memelebrox May 01, 2016
When somebody usually called Alex headlocks somebody during a friendly gootball match and ends their anal pipe with his African Totem Pole.
by youngdefiner December 10, 2016
Earl Red is when you hang a used tampon on the inside of the tank of a toilet, and it percolates into a flushable pot of period tea. The female upper decker.
by Apexklr May 26, 2019
-currently dating phoenix freya
-an introverted person
-has cats
-has an attractive voice and is handsome af
-an introverted person
-has cats
-has an attractive voice and is handsome af
by freya nix June 07, 2021
The act of smoking marijuana then getting into a sun-baked vehicle with a female and turning on your seat warmers (if applicable). Once you have accomplished the prior tasks, you then ask said female to perform fellatio and continue to drive with your windows up. The combination causes intense grundle sweat that, combined with the hair and fecal matter from your anus, can produce something something called "The Flying Earle" which immediately strikes your victim in the face with one single flap of the cheeks (fart).
"Tyler's mom came over to the house the other day asking for sugar. I took her to the grocery store, but hit her with The Flying Earle on the way there."
"My favorite thing to do when I'm baked is go for a nice ride with my girl and blast her with The Flying Earle."
"My favorite thing to do when I'm baked is go for a nice ride with my girl and blast her with The Flying Earle."
by dookiesex July 11, 2013