An emo kid from the early- to mid-2000s who is now in their 30s and 40s but still loves the genre, listens nostalgically the old bands, and waits for the emo wave to come back. Elder Emos have jobs and family responsibilities but still wear band shirts and skinny jeans on the weekends. At their best, they joyfully encourage and promote the next generation of emo rockers. At their worst they hold onto the past and fall into despair while lamenting how the new music “just isn’t as good.”
Person 1: I just found my iPod Nano from 2007. Want to listen to some Circa Survive?
Person 2: Ah, I see you’re an Elder Emo.
Person 2: Ah, I see you’re an Elder Emo.
by Thewholenineinches January 20, 2022
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Shelly: Okay, "Kevin R. Elder's People Vs. Potatoes", do you pick potatoes or my mother?
Kevin: Potatoes.
Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?
Kevin: Potatoes.
Kevin: Potatoes.
Shelly: Okay, how about your mother?
Kevin: Potatoes.
by Kramerk September 15, 2009
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Nestled in the foothills of the Blue Ridge mountains, Eden is one of the shittiest towns south of the Virginia border. During daylight hours, many of their convenience stores have glass stem roses and chore boys in the same display cabinet. The largest competition in town is the race to see which is worse, the dropout rate, teen pregnancy rate, unemployment rate, and crime rate. At any given time, you'll likely encounter trailer urchins in squatted trucks with straight piped exhaust. Likely they are blasting shitty trap music while getting road head from an underage girl they more than likely picked up at Sheetz or Walmart. At one time, Miller Brewing was a prominent employer in town, but God left town the day they left. For fun, residents enjoy the Eden Inn, which was voted best place to overdose in the county! Shoplifting from Walmart is also a popular pastime idea, and although Miller Brewing is gone, the locals like their beer the way they like their violence: Domestic.
God himself tried to clean the place up with a tornado in 2017, but the tornado must have been high because it hardly cleaned up anything. When approached for comment, he replied that he just didn't see why a perfectly good EF5 tornado should be wasted on the town when the opioid crisis is slowly but surely thinning the herd.
God himself tried to clean the place up with a tornado in 2017, but the tornado must have been high because it hardly cleaned up anything. When approached for comment, he replied that he just didn't see why a perfectly good EF5 tornado should be wasted on the town when the opioid crisis is slowly but surely thinning the herd.
Did you see the crime report? Eden, NC is tripping
What I love about Eden, NC is stepping on a heroin syringe shortly after being called a motherfucker by a 9 year old
What I love about Eden, NC is stepping on a heroin syringe shortly after being called a motherfucker by a 9 year old
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Also known as HappyT0fu , Tofubee , Wisdom , Churrofeast , Heartshapedlies , SuicideHotline , Etc.
And many more to come! As they make up usernames to either run away from drama, harass people or both.
Their s/o dreamingsinz is no better, but that's a story another day :)
Eden has gotten pissed over people taking inspiration from them ( which makes no sense since ofc kids which most of their fanbase is full of is gonna take inspirations from things but Eden thinks of it as stealing. Their words not mine )
and has hated that people color picked or use color palette some the web ( even tho they have admitted to doing both themselves and copying their ex friend ocs because they wanted the oc back )
Art style theft - they said that they will block anyone that have a similar artstyle to them or copying their style (even tho their tofubee artstyle was just a eefoj rip-off, this sounds stupid to accused them of stealing a artstyle but they have set their rules and we will follow it)
Also known as HappyT0fu , Tofubee , Wisdom , Churrofeast , Heartshapedlies , SuicideHotline , Etc.
And many more to come! As they make up usernames to either run away from drama, harass people or both.
Their s/o dreamingsinz is no better, but that's a story another day :)
Eden has gotten pissed over people taking inspiration from them ( which makes no sense since ofc kids which most of their fanbase is full of is gonna take inspirations from things but Eden thinks of it as stealing. Their words not mine )
and has hated that people color picked or use color palette some the web ( even tho they have admitted to doing both themselves and copying their ex friend ocs because they wanted the oc back )
Art style theft - they said that they will block anyone that have a similar artstyle to them or copying their style (even tho their tofubee artstyle was just a eefoj rip-off, this sounds stupid to accused them of stealing a artstyle but they have set their rules and we will follow it)
Person(1): uh oh, edenzhouse is at it again causing unnecessary drama
Person(2): so a normal Monday?
Person(2): so a normal Monday?
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by Dear_Zoe_Murphy October 25, 2018
Get the Elder McKinley mug.A Eldana is the best girl you would ever meet. She cares so much about people she is so nice and really understanding. Her soul is beautiful she is a forgiving person . She is gorgeous and her body is too. If you ever meet an Eldana never let her go she is one of the best things that would ever happen in your life. She is absolutely wifey material. Best listener ever. If you like her, she won't fall for you unless you talk to her.
Eldana is fucking cute
by loser~bxtch November 17, 2020
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Is the prettiest person i know. By her hair right down to her heart. She is wise beyond her years. She melts all the boys hearts. I am so thankful to have her in my life.
Is the prettiest person i know. By her hair right down to her heart. She is wise beyond her years. She melts all the boys hearts. I am so thankful to have her in my life.
by Heidbdgdjeb December 25, 2016
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