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Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.
Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008
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eddish

An open-space on which youth gather, generally an abandoned area of land.

The term originated in Edinburgh, UK and referred to the roots growing on the law on which young teens hung out while skipping class.
"Ditch'n this class 'mon! Lets head over to the eddish for a smoke."
by jibarra2 March 23, 2009
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Eddistic

The word in which to describe someone with both sadistic and masochistic desires of the sexual variety.
Dude, did ya hear about that chick I hooked up with last night? She was totally eddistic, wanting me to tie her down to the bed and do some crazy shit to her.
by BenignSeraphim August 25, 2009
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Edisoned

1. When you are the original creator of something, only to have someone else take the credit.
"Hey! Did you hear? Calvin just invented a new version of Hide-and-Seek. It's called Hide-and-Scream."

"But that was my idea. That bastard Edisoned me!"
by DarkPugLord23 November 8, 2019
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efis

always smile but twerk a lot. She‘s smart and lovely and a little bitch.
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Edisona

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Edisa

Edisa is the name of only the prettiest Albanian girl. She is the best at almost everything and has a big heart and a sensitive personality which makes her the perfect girlfriend. Edisa is quiet about her own problems but will always be there for you and will make you laugh all the time. She is the most attractive girl u’ll ever see in your life and she got a phat ass and will probably be the best you ever had…so consider yourself lucky if you manage to get an edisa.
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