Eat

1. A substitute for enjoying a subject by stating to eating it, in place of outright stating one's enjoyment of said subject. Used as a metaphor over 'Like'.

2. An action verb used when a subject is injured or destroyed without resistance, or a verb used to describe injuring or destroying a subject without resistance. May be used as a threat also, though with varying success.

1. "Dude, this album rocks. I eat this."

2. "Damn, you heard about Robert? He ate that that football to the face!"
2.5 "You just called my mom fat?- I'm going to eat you."

by tenkajin arnoldii November 29, 2025

Eat ____

An insult telling someone to eat something they shouldnt b eating

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by 1234567djpooman October 28, 2021

Eat the frog

To work at your most important and most difficult task first. This helps you use your best energy to accomplish great things. It gives you confidence and boosts you to tackle the rest of your day with enthusiasm!

Tomorrow morning, I'm just going to eat the frog and get that job application in!

by elocution January 12, 2018

eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

by Neonatrias November 1, 2009

eat a bag of dick

Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up

Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.

by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004

Eat shit , derek.

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.

Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."

by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013

eat the path

Do the unexpected. Often given as advice to someone who is pursuing an undesirable goal.

"Cross over the cell bars, find a new maze, make the maze from it's path, find the cell bars, cross over the bars, find a maze, make the maze from its path, eat the food, eat the path."

by Thoth123 September 15, 2012