Dying on the Internet 

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.

Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.

Dying on the Internet by japanesque October 25, 2019

Dying to death 

You're not dead yet but well on your way.

(Hears a funny joke and laughs so uncontrollably that he can't breathe)
"Oh my God!! I'm dying to death!"

Dying to death by cowpattybill November 15, 2019

dying inside

mental trauma that on the surface looks like it numbs the reaction to strong imaginery/events, but in reality is a constant struggle that the mind has adapted and kept on the inside. if strong enough, it might lead to a breakdown. special cases might lead to suicide

person 1: yo have you heard about person 3? he's been missing for 3 days straight, did they catch a cold

person 2: ever since his parents divorced, he's been struggling with toxic parenting projecting their hate for one another into person 3. yesterday I found his pale corpse in an alley. now I know what he meant a year ago when he said he was dying inside

person 1: oh my god

dying inside by the 0 event October 4, 2022

dying camel 

a word used to describe the sound that someone makes when they don't want to give you a piggy-back ride

person: shyam! give me a piggy-back ride!
shyam: *dying camel noise*

dying camel by srah August 31, 2006

dying bug 

The position of lying on one's back, hands and legs bent upwards and twitching in the air, like you've just been sprayed with insect killer.

Hey Ginny, get off your freakin back, you look like a dying bug for God's sake.

dying bug by Newman S. November 29, 2011

Dying whale 

Noun: An occurrence when a rather slow and bulky person tries to dive but rather falls heavily on the ground.

Dude, that Asif definitely pulled a dying whale.

Dying whale by Me December 24, 2003

dying cats 

A term used to describe the sounds which Japanese women produce during intercourse. This can also be stereotyped to all Japanese women.

Q: Bro, did you bone last night?
A: Dying cats all night man

dying cats by surreyjack604 January 22, 2013