Dutch orphan

The act of silently farting in a group of people, then sneaking off to leave the abondoned smell to be credited to someone else in the group.

Jack squeaked out a Dutch orphan before heading off to the bathroom. When he got back the room had cleared and an argument over who supplied the smell had started.

by Squeedlyspooch July 24, 2010

freaky-deaky Dutch

Dr. Evil's insult of Goldmembers' accent

Goldmember: fascha...Austin Power's fascha
Dr. Evil: fascha? ok sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch
Goldmember: his dad
Dr. Evil: ohhh faTHER...FA-THER

by kahda July 20, 2004

Dutch door action

Having sex with both men and women at the same time.

"First he screws me, then he screws you. It's Dutch door action."

by J John Johnington IV December 27, 2008

Dutch Service

Trying to get the attention of somebody but being ignored.

Sitting on a terras and trying to waive the waiter for service but totally being ignored.

Bob: I have been trying to hail the waiter now for half an hour.
Alice: Yeah, they have Dutch service here.

by Greentux June 29, 2011

Double Irish with a Dutch Sandwich

A baked potato that has been sliced open, directly farted in, and then closed again to seal in flavor.

We just got away with tax evasion! Let's have a double Irish with a Dutch sandwich to celebrate!

by Dutch Sandwitch April 16, 2018

dutch rowing team

a version of the dutch rudder, but is done with a total of three gentleman. One sits in the midde and, while the others hold their erect genitalia, moves the others arms back and forth in a rowing type motion.

why wasnt harvard at the charles regatta this year? they are starting their own dutch rowing team.

by stokesdawgkillah April 7, 2010

dutch snorting

During sex, when the man and woman are nude, the women opens her legs and the man licks her pussy first to see if it is moist, and then take a straw and put it on the pussy and put your nose on the straw and smell the aroma of queef.

When T and B were doing- the-do in the bed, T took his bendy straw from his drawer, and inserted it on B's pussy, and immediately put his nostril on the straw and smelling her vagina, which started a dutch snorting.

by CareBearBieber December 10, 2010