portable dutch oven

When you rip ass into a pillow case, close the top, then take it wherever your victim is and throw it over their head.

I farted in a pillow case and then ran over to bob, threw it on his head, and gave him a portable dutch oven.

by saskwatch February 3, 2008

The Dutch Piston

Not to be confused with the heterosexual Dutch Rudder The Dutch Piston is delivered in two methods beginning with the Four Stroke Method: It begins with two men placing the ends of their penises together while gripping losely on their foreskins. The two uncontrollably begin rolling their foreskins over the adjacent penis in an alternating fashion. Thus creating a pleasurable piston like motion.

The Two stroke Method: “This method is similar to the Four Stroke Method.” It is accomplished when one man rolls his foreskin over the other mans penis while in a stationary position. The inconsiderate stationary man most likely has both hands on his lower back, knees slightly bent and has a large enthusiastic grin on his selfish face.
The two methods are calculated in RPMs not unlike a piston in an engine. RPMs in this case are defined as, “Rolls Per Minute. Although the Two Stroke method is unscientifically rated for higher RPMs, the Four Stroke Method is and always will be beneficial for both parties.

First Used in a sentence: Year 2017. Origins unknown but, most likely common at Antifa gatherings and historically between Spartan man couples as a last chance of ecstasy before dying in war. They were into all kinds of weird shit.

What began as a surprise party at a local hotel dining room was swiftly interrupted when two men where caught engaging in The Dutch Piston behind the coat check counter. Both men with intense focus and enthusiasm did not disengage until the Police arrived. Surprise!

by Breakfast at Denny’s November 29, 2017

Do the dutch

To commit suicide; to kill oneself.

I lost my job, my wife left me, my girlfriend's pregnant, I'm ready to do the Dutch.

She had everything going for her. Looks, money, friends. No clear reason why she did the dutch.

by Sheldon Levine January 2, 2010

Switch and Ditch

The act of removing a "For Sale" sign (or the like) from a piece of property that was originally intended for sale and placing it on another piece of property, usually of a different owner. The participant(s) then flee(s) the scene.

Common applications for "Switch and Ditch" include switching realtor's signs from yard to yard and switching "For Sale" signs from one vehicle to another.

Me and Ryan played switch and ditch on some house last night. I guess it's for sale now!

by Fartgeyser November 3, 2006

Don't Ditch

A phrase that's used when a friend is acting flaky about attending an event or outing. They either hesitate or don't make an effort to follow through with their intentions.

This can be used to enforce their need to come out with you.

You: You going to come out tonight?
Them: Uh yea I should be able to make it...
You: You gonna come or not? Don't Ditch.

(After the event has passed and they didn't attend)

You: You totally ditched.

by bridgettspeaking November 21, 2011

ditch hour

The time at which a person or multiple people coordinate the leaving of work or an event.

Sam: Yo, this party sucks.
Ash: Yeah dude, 11 o'clock ditch hour?
Sam: Yeah.

by greencollar July 23, 2016

Lick and Ditch

To begin the act of oral sex but to stop for some unimportant reason; incomplete blow job. Grimey girls who want to get their number up, and girls who do not like giving head often do this.

Example 1:

Friend 1: So I thought this girl was giving me head last night, but then she passed out.

Friend 2: Yo, fuck that bitch... she lick and ditched

Example 2:

I was getting head, but then the girl saw Channing Tatum so she lick and ditched.

by Tiahhn January 3, 2013