Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.
Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
by Dougms March 20, 2016
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Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!
When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':
Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!
Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.
Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!
When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':
Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!
Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.
Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
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Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
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To drift aimlessly between subjects of interest, by finding them accidentally on a web search for something else.
"I was looking for information on the Holocaust and I found a lot of neat sites with historical facts about Germany."
"Oh, so you were google drifting."
"Oh, so you were google drifting."
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Get the Diet Coke Fatso mug.To lose weight by having diarrhea.
That fatty needed to lose weight fast, so she went on a dietrrhea binge with the help of some ExLax.
by Marvin Gardens August 3, 2007
Get the dietrrhea mug.An overweight person prone to order all types of fatty foods but concludes with a diet coke at the end of the request.
She's a diet-coker -- she ordered the triple-cheese lasagna, large onion rings, and a side of cole-slaw -- and of course, a medium diet-coke.
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Get the diet-coker mug.The type of drink people order along with extremely fattening food to justify the meal as being 'healthy'
"I would like a Big Mac, large Fries, large chocolate shake, and three chocolate cookies...Oh and a large soda, but make it Diet Soda because I'm trying to watch my weight."
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