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Dairy Queen

A take-out food chain that has awesome frozen treats and desserts but stay away from the brazier unless you want non-stop diarrhea
Mark: Hey man wanna go to Dairy Queen for a burger or something?

Bob: Ughh not after what happened last time, that was tramatizing...*twitch*
by betting--on--alice April 23, 2009
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Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.
<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003
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Dairy Cannons

A nickname for womens breasts, particularly large breasts.
Check out the size of these dairy cannons
by jjjk August 16, 2006
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Dairy Queen

In gay slang--A gay man who only dates white guys.
John is a rice queen--his last four boyfriends have been Asian. Jack, however, only dates blonds. He is a real dairy queen.
by Sebastian des Cambres January 29, 2006
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Dairy Queen

Despite the good food, is the absolutely worst fucking place to work, in which the day you get canned (like I did) or quit, you'll be celebrating with tears of JOY.

WORD TO THE WISE, after making a blizzard, the collars get thrown in a dirty ass sink full of water that has nasty ass soggy candy pieces and melted ice-cream from previous collars. The very same collars that are used again a second later and contaminate the ice cream with shitty disgusting water.
Friend 1: "Yo, Jake! You know Bob got canned from Dairy Queen the other day?"

Friend 2: "No shizzle? Why?"

Friend 1: "Well, he told me his boss is a fat douche who didn't even like him from the start, so he found some lame excuse saying he doesn't feel Bob is committed to his job, just to give him the boot. Never seen Bob so happy in my life though."

Friend 2: "Daaaayaaamnnn that shit's nuts man."

Friend 1: "Word. I guess he was tired of cleaning shit off the toilet seats."
by IsraelHands09 December 2, 2010
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dairy dip tip

A turd that comes out with an end that resembles the tip of a soft serve ice cream cup or cone. This usually indicates the completion of a bowel movement. A blunt tip as opposed to a dairy dip tip would indicate internal breakage resulting in the need for further movement.
I'm certain my bowels are empty as my turd had a dairy dip tip.
by nekidcamper January 23, 2010
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The Dairy Queen

After finishing your load into a prostitute's mouth, you then flip her upside down. If she looses the load or spits it out, you get your money back.
I gave that midget the Dairy Queen and got my rocks off for free!
by Tv0 February 23, 2009
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