douche

the guy that walks up to you kicks you in the dick then proceeds to share his accomplishment with everyone within a miles radius while they laugh at your expense

thanks to that douche it stings when i pee

by fucktheheatilovetheconcrete April 15, 2009

douche

A guy that tells a girl whatever she wants to hear.

James: "I think all men and women are equal"

Kelly: "Awww, you do!?!"

Melanie: "Jared shut up and stop being a douche!"

by Mel326 June 17, 2008

douche

The more literal usage of the word "douche" refers to something clean and good (a vaginal cleaner). Yet to be called a douche is much more negative. Also can be used as a negative term in other forms, much more common as negative slang than the literal meaning. Similar to the way that a "fuck" is a good thing, but it's never good to be called one ("hey why'd you do that you stupid fuck!?") or to be fucked over, etc.

To put it in perspective:

In the more literal sense of the word:
When I was younger my priest douched me to clean out my evil spirits.

In the slangier, negative sense:
Now that I'm older and undergoing therapy I realize my priest really douched me over!

by pappy July 24, 2004

the Douche

Alter ego of Tom Dumont.

After a few drinks Tom was no longer himself, he had unleashed THE DOUCHE!

by cornfields December 27, 2005

Douche

1. Bruno Mars

- Who dared to sing "Just the way you are" and "I think I want to mary you"? - A compete douche, forget it.

by Sam79000 April 22, 2011

douche

(n) 1. The French and Russian word for shower 2. A vaginal cleansing utility 3. (slang) An offensive word describing (v) 1. To clean the vagina

(n.) 1. "Ya shas paydu k~" ("I will go to the shower soon" on Russian) 2. "Can you please hand me the ~ so I may clean my vagina?" 3. "You, my friend, are a ~." (v.) 1. "Leave me alone and let me ~ myself!"

by Danny Kaplun December 18, 2004

douche

Kayne West; The object one becomes when a bully rapper barges on stage, snatches a mic from a 19 year old female country music star who is accepting an award, and announces that another is more deserving of the award; The object one becomes when one stomps on a kitten.

So, who's the douche who just took the mic from that wonderfully talented, deserving musical talent?

by NSP33 September 16, 2009